I learnt All I know From My Cat! 4

Enjoy your own company.

Be a good listener.

Invite yourself to dinner.

Don't drool.

Scratch when and where it itches.

Get used to silences.

Be soft.

Be entertaining, strike poses, wiggle your ears.

Jump right into the middle of things

Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.

Ask for attention.

Feel no guilt.

Use negative attention getting tactics only as a last resort.

Yawn like you really mean it.

Find a good lap to curl up in.

Be able to make someone feel better just by being there.

Be cool.

Be mysterious.

Make people wonder what you do at night.

Be good at finding things in the dark.

Have a warm bed.

Be loved.