Animals Jokes

Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!

Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!

Q: Why did the lamb cross the road?
A: To get to the baaaaarber shop!

Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
A: Squeaky clean!

Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
A: A cow walking backwards!

Q: Where do you put barking dogs?
A: In a barking lot.

Q: What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
A: A road hog.

Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?
A: Fast food!

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.

Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang!

Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!

Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Porkchop!

Q: Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
A: In his trunk!