What your cat REALLY thinks...

I'm not using that litter box till you
clean it out! (and maybe not then!)

Who, me? That plant was shredded
when you bought it.

How DARE you expect me to eat that DRY food! You should be feeding me SUSHI!

 That goldfish would've died anyways.

Mice do hide in SOCKS!

My favourite seat is your LAP!

Your ears taste nice.

Now listen here door-opener, when I say open I mean OPEN!