Animal Jokes

Q: What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?
A: Squash!

Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!

Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they are black and white.

Q: What is a horse’s favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!

Q: What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A: A swordfish!

Q: What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A: A Dogwood!

Q: What is a frog’s favorite year?
A: Leap Year

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Because they don’t fit on a ironing board!

Q: Where do horses live?
A: In the neigh-borhood.

Q: What do you call a cow that twitches?
A: Beef jerky

Q: What do you call a messy hippo?
A: A hippopota-mess!

Q: What do camels use to hide themselves?
A: Camelflauge!