Cats Jokes

Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!

Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?
A: The sound of Mew-sic!

Q: What does a cat say 

when somebody steps on
its tail?
A: Me-ow!

Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!

Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?
A: Because of the bark!

Q: What kind of cat should you never play games with?
A: A cheetah!

Q: What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?
A: Five after one.

Q: What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?
A: Use a pen.